oooooh the hokey pokey!

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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Do I even cross anyone’s mind anymore?

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

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pandamist:

pandamist:

"I’m breathing in, the chemicals"

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wHY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND

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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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