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plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

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agiantsackofpotatoes:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

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caledscratch:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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livinglifethroughhomoeyes:

I just want dirty slutty sex. Rough, tiresome sex that I’ll regret in the morning.

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"1,225%"

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That’s how much the price of college in America has increased over the past 4 decades

That is not a typo. 

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know